MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Mexico's most wanted man, drug cartel kingpin Joaquin "Shorty" Guzman, was captured on Saturday with help from U.S. agencies in a major victory for the government in a long, brutal drugs war.
Guzman, known as "El Chapo" (Shorty) in Spanish, has long run Mexico's infamous Sinaloa Cartel. Over the past decade, he has emerged as one of the world's most powerful organized crime bosses.
Texan Ted Cruz knows that his borders have been threatened by murderous drug cartels like this scum for far too long...
Today was a monumental step towards a secure border, and a terrific achievement for both Mexican and US authorities alike...
Texan Ted Cruz don't give a hoot.
He still hate Obama.
He still hate the Fed.
He still play on fears of border insecurity.
Sometimes I ask myself,
What will please Texan Ted Cruz???
*Cut to Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin covered in Reddi-Whip and sucking each others toes*
Okay, Okay, I got it now...
They like to fuck...us over.