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Thursday, May 2, 2013

Dinner Is Served -Texass Style

Bottled Water

Fracking Springs
(Now your water catches fire)


BP Oysters
(Silky and smooth with just a hint of dinosaur algae)


The CO2 Caesar Salad
(Tossed table-side, by your server, wearing a hazmat suit)


  Bob's Splatter Platter
(There's shit in the meat, Bob)

Just Desserts

Western Kolaches
(Exploding with the flavors of various fruits, dipped in a generous serving of ammonium nitrate and served with your very own tank of oxygen)

Boner Petite!