Top Sales In Texass

After two straight months of soaring, assault rifle sales, Texasses are setting their sights on a new product:

It's been said that more AR-15's were sold in Texass last month than Rib-Eye steaks.

Deer Antler Spray.

Better hurry before Obama bans it!!!

Chinese sweatshops are stepping up production as fast as their little hands can make.

Her little ol' arm gets so tard, Daddy.

Damn!

Texasses sure keep them Orientals busy...