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Sunday, March 4, 2012

Sunday Funnies





"Gas prices are so high that Mitt Romney's wife can only afford to drive one Cadillac."
-- Jay Leno



“Rick, I'm sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up. But if it makes you feel any better, if JFK were alive today, knowing you were running for President would make him shit his pants.” -- Jon Stewart


"Newt Gingrich said we should use covert operations to assassinate Iran's nuclear scientists. Gingrich also said the key to covert operations is announcing them on the campaign trail." -- Conan O'Brien

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