Michele Bachmann jumps out of the clown car as God finally let's her in on the joke.
Her message to Iowa: Mom. Apple pie. Doomsday.
Ron Paul get's the under thirty vote. Who knew Iowa was so full of Hitler youth?
If Rick Santorum could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Do you think Mit Romney can carry Utah?
Rick "The Dick" Perry waffles after a poor showing in Iowa, threatens to quit, then does a little sidestep and gets back in the race.
Texas taxpayers funding his campaign will have to grin and bear it.
Meanwhile, Texas teachers, firemen, police, state mental patients, children living in poverty and all of our lungs are suffering under the yoke of governor shitbag.
A right winger told me that all those problems were a result of bordering Mexico. To him and to governor shitbag I give a Chris Matthews 'Ha!'
Oh, and Newt Gingrich accusing someone of being a liar is like Don King accusing someone of having a bad haircut.
Too much tequila, salt, and lime.