10 Things This Week-RNC Edition

1.This week you'll see ALL of the Superstar Republicans in Tampa doing WHATEVER it takes to get their leaders elected in November.
All with the exception of one Texas family who's Father and Son BOTH served as President.
How can a 1..2..  punch of conservatism like this be ignored, be denied, be unexploited you ask?
I'll give you a hint: Their last name is Bush, and the RNC wants America to completely forget about them.

2. If forgetting about "The Bush Years" and distancing yourselves from the Bush family is good for Republicans' appeal to voters, then what does that say about "The Bush Years" and its part in the economic crisis?
To me, this is an open and obvious admission of guilt on behalf of the RNC.
If keeping Bush away is good for business, then what the RNC is telling me is that they agree with me that he was a lousy president and a lousy person.

3. Tropical Storm Isaac will draw more media attention than the RNC this week (There is a God). Just ask Al Roker, who's broadcasting live from Key West, gobbling up crabs at Sloppy Joe's.
Every news outlet seems to be covering Isaac and will continue to do so. A Miracle?
Political junkies set the TiVo for Michelle Bachmann if you like freak shows, and I do...

4. Word on the mean streets of Tampa is that the Texas constituency has "none been too welcome" by the RNC.
Rumor has it that the Texas delagation shall be forced to sit in the back of the (publicly-funded) auditorium, out of camera range, and be shuttled in from afar.  It seems the RNC not only wants to keep George W. Bush away from the convention, but it also wants Texans out of the picture, as well.
Hey, at least this way Rick Perry's hotel will be closer to the gay massage parlors.

5. Because of the harsh treatment in Tampa, the Texas delegates have issued a nationwide WHINE.
Isn't that what they're best at...whining? That's really all we ever hear and see them do here in Texas.
They have it down to an art form and apparently the whining will continue.

6. We're going to hear a lot of disturbing news out of Florida the next few days: Widespread destruction and human misery; emergency rooms filled with sick and injured; hoarding and black markets; and widespread violence and looting. But enough about the Republican Party Platform.

7. They'll be some toe-tapping in those RNC men's rooms, don't you know. Or, that is to say some "wide stances".

8. If I had to sum up Romney/Ryan in one word it would be disingenuous.
It takes gall to stand behind a podium with a huge sign that reads "For Our Seniors" when your economic plan is anything but. I hope and pray Florida seniors realize this.

9. Pretty much every Red State passed laws this year that make it impossible for some Americans to vote. Just because they don't drive, or travel abroad, or if they're disenfranchised in any way, they'll be turned away at the polls. 
THAT'S DESPICABLE!!!

10. I pity the fools who work at Tampa Bay Chick-fil-A's, especially this week. Can you imagine the horror of dealing with those orders? Bet not one Republican takes their Chick-fil-A down to the area food bank. Not a single one.
Pity those fools indeed...