Bottled Water
Fracking Springs
(Now your water catches fire)
Starters
BP Oysters
(Silky and smooth with just a hint of dinosaur algae)
Salads
The CO2 Caesar Salad
(Tossed table-side, by your server, wearing a hazmat suit)
Entree'
Bob's Splatter Platter
(There's shit in the meat, Bob)
Just Desserts
Western Kolaches
(Exploding with the flavors of various fruits, dipped in a generous serving of ammonium nitrate and served with your very own tank of oxygen)
Boner Petite!
