Herman The Magic Negro

Where do they find these people?

I've been watching my Texas Klan,,,um,,,I mean modern GOP members come full circle in this primary season. 
I tell U what, they're a fickle and desperate bunch.
A few months back my job creator friends were talking about Mit-the-Twit as their man for the job. They showered him with their dreams of converting to Mormonism. Can I get a witness?
Of course they were really dreaming of a Palin/Bachmann'12  WASPy orgasm...
Once that 30 seconds of Confederate euphoria passed, they woke up in bed with Texas playboy,
Rick-The-Dick. Now here's a man who knows how to hate.
Oops. Somebody forgot to paint that rock.  Dammit! I mean Praise The Lord!
Curses! Time to fall out of line again. Time to find another.
Ron Paul perhaps? No. Who knew there weren't enough members of the "prison planet" website to support a presidential run?
Wait.
What's that music playing?  It's a choir singing "Herman The Magic Negro"
why just take a listen:

"I don't have a lot of patience for people who want to blame racism on the fact that some people don't make it in America," he said on FOX News Channel’s Hannity. 

"I don't believe racism in this country today holds anybody back in a big way," he had said. 

The former Goldfather's Pizza CEO l has taken heat for those remarks. Princeton professor Cornel West told CNN on Sunday that Cain "should get off the symbolic crack pipe" if he doesn't believe racism affects people.
Cain shot back on Monday that "West has been in academia too long. He is out of touch with the real world."

The republican hopeful also attacked Occupy Wall Street protesters for blaming banks rather than the president.

"I believe this a coordinated effort of the unions and Obama supports to distract the American people from the real problem which is the failed policies of the Obama administration," he said.
Last week, Cain characterized the movement as un-American and charged that "if you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself."

Yes Magic Negro, you can be their puppet just like Mike Steele. Their shameless token. Their answer to the lefty, socialist negro occupying the White House now. I mean, Americans love to vote for Negros don't they? This will guarantee you a victory in 2012!
Let the negro speak his mind. He'll be okay. Just don't let him speak about race. No. No. That would be bad.
Obama=Bad Negro
Cain=Good Negro

 I'm sure Rush Limbaugh would agree.